This has to be the absolute worst show ever put on television

First of all, whose idea was it that a comedy about outsourcing to India was something that Americans, many of whom are out of work BECAUSE their jobs were outsourced, would ever want to watch?

Second of all, how many ways can said show disrespect Indian culture, people, and food in the first five minutes?

And I'm sorry, painting the Americans as assholes doesn't compensate. Not when you've already had the main character try to pick up the prettiest girl, made fun of a buffoonish nerd who's so far the most likeable character on the show, and made the Indian manager look like an idiot. And it's not even 9:45 yet.

I hope this show is cancelled. Soon. Preferably after tonight. I'm going back to Rachel. Not even for snippets of Indian music will I sit through this.

Completely dumb site you should check out if you want to just kill time instead of working out

I've really tried mightily to not let B@B be like the evening news, where celebrity gossip replaces Actual Important Stories.

Fortunately, not everyone has this degree of seriousness, so for good old Cheez Doodle-eatin', bitchifyin' utterly trashy goodness, I point you to The Meat Scale.