Sometimes the jokes just write themselves

Note where the purveyor of literally rotten eggs is located (emphasis and linkitude mine):

Hundreds of people have been sickened in a salmonella outbreak linked to eggs in four states and possibly more, health officials said Wednesday as a company dramatically expanded a recall to 380 million eggs.

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Initially, 228 million eggs, or the equivalent of 19 million dozen-egg cartons, were recalled by the Wright County Egg company of Galt, Iowa, but that number was increased to nearly 32 million dozen-egg cartons.

I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.