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samedi 19 juin 2010

Saturday Big Blue Smurf Blogging: What They Said

Today's honoree: Athenae, subbing for the vacationing-from-blogging TBogg, on what is wrong with people who are rooting for the Gulf of Mexico disaster to prove to be unsolvable because it would mean an end to post-JFK optimism.

Money quote:
What kind of insulated, sheltered, non-reality reality do you have to be swimming around in that you can sit there and say that the killing of an ENTIRE OCEAN and the destruction of an ENTIRE THIRD OF THE DAMN COUNTRY’S ECONOMY would be okay because hey, then everybody will realize that Nixon was right and fuck Cambodia anyway and hippies smell?

vendredi 12 février 2010

About that salad bar at Applebee's.....

On Monday, Gerard Alexander penned a, well, condescending column at WaPo asking "Why are liberals so condescending?". In response to this, our buddy Skippy issued a clarion call for examples of conservative condescension to be sent to Mr. Alexander in light of Alexander's redefining of condescension as dismissal of the conservative viewpoint as completely wrongheaded and saying that conservatives never, ever, ever do this about liberalism. No, you are not imagining it, your head did just explode.

It's amazing how a bunch of columnists who never venture beyond the Beltway think only THEY know what "real America" thinks. These guys with their fifty-dollar prime steak lunches think that those of us out here who get paychecks to actually do things, and those who WOULD be out here actually doing things if the people the fifty-dollar steak guys were so busy fellating from 2000-2008 hadn't driven the national economy off a cliff, don't know jack; that only THEY can relate to the truck driver and the waitress and the hotel housekeeper. (I wonder how many of these guys actually TIP the hotel housekeeper and the waitress?)

The whole notion of "elitism" has been twisted so that being educated, knowing what you're talking about, not pulling stuff out of your ass and calling it fact, and being able to construct a coherent English sentence, is now considered "elitist" by guys with Ivy League educations who construct English sentences for a living.

One of the best recent examples of conservative condescension is the infamous Salad Bar at Applebee's fracas, in which David Brooks, one of the most condescending of conservatives, said on MSNBC:
Obama‘s problem is he doesn‘t seem like a guy who can go into an Applebee‘s salad bar and people think he fits in naturally there. He has to change to be more like that Applebee‘s guy and as he‘s done that he‘s become much more transactional. Much more, I‘m going to deliver this and this and this to you on policy.

Of course it didn't take long for those condescending liberals to make a few phone calls and find out that THERE ISN'T AN APPLEBEE'S IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY THAT HAS A SALAD BAR.

But of course, Bobo isn't condescending because he has one of the primary qualifications for being non-condescending -- he just pulls stuff out of his ass.

You'd think that the "real Americans" guys like Brooks and David Broder (who like many middle-aged men, is getting a late-life woody at the mere thought of Sarah Palin in the Oval Office and I have NO desire to even begin to imagine what p0rn movie is playing in their heads on that one) think they're talking to would speak up about being misrepresented, or at the very least, weigh in on the fact that Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar. But then, those guys are too busy trying to keep food on the table and a roof over their families' heads in an economy wrecked by the very guys Brooks and Broder and Joe Klein and Chris Matthews were busy fellating for eight years until they went straight again once they got a glimpse of an aging pageant queen from Alaska.

So who's really being condescending here? Is this just yet another example of conservative projection? Joan Walsh thinks so:
I'm tired of self-hating liberal elites lecturing other liberals about how out of touch we are with real America. Lots of real American voters may well like Sarah Palin, admire her moxie or her mothering, and still know she'd be a terrible president.

In fact it's the Beltway anointed who underestimate the American people. Does Joe Klein honestly think "real Americans" admire the way Palin's gone after 19-year-old Levi Johnston? I don't see that, unless you think real Americans are petty and stupid and believe it's a good idea to pick public fights with the teenage father of their grandchild. Then there's Pat Buchanan: We were set to debate Palin's appeal on "Hardball" Thursday (until we got bumped by the Clinton news). Pat loves her. Apparently it doesn't bother him that, in her charming interview with Chris Wallace, she confused the anti-interventionist Buchanan with the neocon world conquerer Daniel Pipes. Palin cited a Buchanan column as suggesting Obama could get out of his current political fix if he decided to "declare war on Iran or decided to do whatever he can to support Israel, which I would like him to do." In fact, that was Pipes' point of view, which Buchanan was criticizing in the column.

But I guess our next president doesn't need to know the difference between neocons and anti-interventionists. Buchanan told Talking Points Memo that critics were misunderstanding Palin's misunderstanding him, but his answer made no sense. On "Hardball" I wanted to ask Buchanan, one of the nation's foremost Israel critics, what he thought of Palin's blind support for Israel, or her wearing the Israeli flag on her lapel Saturday night. Maybe issues like that don't really matter. Boy, conservatives must be desperate.

Or at least Beltway conservatives. That same Washington Post poll showed that only 45 percent of conservatives believe Palin is qualified to be president, down from 66 percent at the end of 2008. A majority of Republicans say she'd make a bad president. Of course Palin has plenty of time before 2012, but so far time has not been on her side. The more time Americans get to know her, the more they see her as divisive and poorly informed. And her poll numbers look worse when you compare her to other outsider candidates: A year before they ran in 1988, Pat Robertson and Jesse Jackson were judged more qualified by their respective parties than Palin is today. And back in 1996, during Buchanan's second run for the Republican nomination, "only" 47 percent of Americans said they thought he would not make an "effective" president -- way better than the 71 percent who say Palin's not qualified.

It's still entirely possible Palin can surprise us. FiveThirtyEight.com's Nate Silver looked at the electoral map today and hacked out a state by state path for her to get the Republican nomination in 2012. But as Silver acknowledged, it was predicated on the primary and caucus schedule remaining in the same order it was in 2008, which isn't likely. And it also presupposed no more major gaffes or career-ending stumbles by the former Alaska governor.

But at this point, given Palin's abysmal standing with American voters, I think Beltway insiders anointing Palin the candidate of real America are the ones showing contempt for real Americans.

mercredi 30 septembre 2009

A giant leap forward into the 1890s




Who knew John Derbyshire was this old?
John Derbyshire, a British-American conservative author and columnist for the National Review, has written a new book titled We Are Doomed: Reclaiming Conservative Pessimism. The book contains a section called “The Case Against Female Suffrage.” Yesterday on his radio show, Alan Colmes asked Derbyshire to articulate his argument.


“What is the case against female suffrage?” Colmes asked. “The conservative case against it is that women lean hard to the left,” Derbyshire responded nonsensically. “They want someone to nurture, they want someone to help raise their kids, and if men aren’t inclined to do it — and in the present days, they’re not much — then they’d like the state to do it for them.”


Colmes then pressed Derbyshire on whether women should have the right to vote. “Ah…” Derbyshire sighed, attempting to dodge the question initially. “I’m not putting forward a political program here,” he said. But then Derbyshire slowly began to open up:


DERBYSHIRE: Among the hopes that I do not realistically nurse is the hope that female suffrage will be repealed. But I’ll say this – if it were to be, I wouldn’t lose a minute’s sleep.


COLMES: We’d be a better country if women didn’t vote?


DERBYSHIRE: Probably. Don’t you think so?


COLMES: No, I do not think so whatsoever.


DERBYSHIRE: Come on Alan. Come clean here [laughing].


COLMES: We would be a better country? John Derbyshire making the statement, we would be a better country if women did not vote.


DERBYSHIRE: Yeah, probably.



Derbyshire, for the uninitiated, is the sick, twisted man who in 2001 made a "historical" case at National Review Online for the killing of Chelsea Clinton so she could never hold office. You think I'm joking? Here it is.

mardi 26 mai 2009

This is enough to make me miss William Kristol

Ross Douchebag cites a survey to bolster his contention that feminism has made women angry and unhappy, and like Dan Quayle before him, largely blames Murphy Brown -- and her real-life equivalents:
The decline of the two-parent family, for instance, is almost certainly depressing life satisfaction for the women stuck raising kids alone. But this can’t be the only explanation, since the trend toward greater female discontent cuts across lines of class and race. A working-class Hispanic woman is far more likely to be a single mother than her white and wealthy counterpart, yet the male-female happiness gap holds in East Hampton and East L.A. alike.

Again, maybe the happiness numbers are being tipped downward by a mounting female workload — the famous “second shift,” in which women continue to do the lion’s share of household chores even as they’re handed more and more workplace responsibility. It’s certainly possible — but as Wolfers and Stevenson point out, recent surveys actually show similar workload patterns for men and women over all.

Or perhaps the problem is political — maybe women prefer egalitarian, low-risk societies, and the cowboy capitalism of the Reagan era had an anxiety-inducing effect on the American female. But even in the warm, nurturing, egalitarian European Union, female happiness has fallen relative to men’s across the last three decades.

All this ambiguity lends itself to broad-brush readings. A strict feminist and a stringent gender-role traditionalist alike will probably find vindication of their premises between the lines of Wolfers and Stevenson’s careful prose. The feminist will see evidence of a revolution interrupted, in which rising expectations are bumping against glass ceilings, breeding entirely justified resentments. The traditionalist will see evidence of a revolution gone awry, in which women have been pressured into lifestyles that run counter to their biological imperatives, and men have been liberated to embrace a piggish irresponsibility.

There’s evidence to fit each of these narratives. But there’s also room for both.

[snip]

They should also be able to agree that the steady advance of single motherhood threatens the interests and happiness of women. Here the public-policy options are limited; some kind of social stigma is a necessity. But a new-model stigma shouldn’t (and couldn’t) look like the old sexism. There’s no necessary reason why feminists and cultural conservatives can’t join forces — in the same way that they made common cause during the pornography wars of the 1980s — behind a social revolution that ostracizes serial baby-daddies and trophy-wife collectors as thoroughly as the “fallen women” of a more patriarchal age.

No reason, of course, save the fact that contemporary America doesn’t seem willing to accept sexual stigma, period. We simply don’t have the stomach for permanently ostracizing the sexually irresponsible — be they a pregnant starlet, a thrice-divorced tycoon, or even a prostitute-hiring politician.


Uh, yeah we do, Mr. Douchebag -- as long as said transgressor is a Republican. Newt Gingrich is going to be able to run for president and is already embraced with open arms by the media -- but John Edwards is going to be a pariah forever.

As for his contention about single motherhood, is that really true? I have known in my life at least five women who are single by virtue of having made bad choices in an attempt to avoid single motherhood -- and are now not only single mothers, but have the added burden of trying to chase down child support, navigate visitation and custody and take crap for eighteen years from the jerks they should never have married in the first place. Or is this their "punishment" for not being dutiful wives? I know one young woman in her thirties whose wedding is coming up soon. Her clock started ticking when she was twenty-five. She wants babies right away because of her age. Her fiancé wants to wait at least a year or two. She's planning to revisit the issue with him -- after the wedding. Want to bet how SHE ends up?

Sometimes single motherhood isn't about "sexual irresponsibility." Sometimes it's about getting out of a bad or abusive marriage. Sometimes it's an affirmative decision born (heh) out of dating a parade of jerks, perpetual adolescents and childophobes and not talking oneself into marrying someone for his sperm. Single mothers may be more logistically harried than married ones, but for the women I cited above, I'm not sure single motherhood is any worse than being married was for them.

But I sense something else is at work here, something that goes hand in hand with the rash of "Being unemployed is a GOOD thing! Here's a story of someone who turned lemons into lemonade by volunteering to change the life of a needy child" chirpy stories being covered by bubbly newsbots on local newscasts these days. It seems that the massive job losses we're currently seeing are largely affecting men:
Economists say this recession is reshaping the financial roles of millions of women whose husbands have lost jobs. Since the recession began in December 2007, about 5.7 million jobs have disappeared in the United States. About 4 out of 5 of those jobs were held by men. That's because the heaviest employment cuts have been concentrated in construction, manufacturing and financial services, where male workers predominate.

The uneven impact of the recession shows up in the unemployment data. On Friday, the Labor Department said the overall jobless rate in April was 8.9 percent. But for adult men, the rate was 9.4 percent; for adult women, it was just 7.1 percent.

[snip]

To help their families through the recession, more working women are taking second jobs, according to CareerBuilder's annual Mother's Day survey taken by among women who work full time and have children under 18. The job-search company found that 14 percent of working mothers have taken on second jobs in the last year to beef up household income


Uh...maybe that's why women are unhappy? Because they're working not one but TWO jobs to try to keep things together? Historically it's men who define themselves through their work and their roles as breadwinner, so when that rug is pulled out from under them, men will often go into a tailspin, which leaves their wives having to not only work two jobs, but still come home and cook and do all the housework because hubby is curled up in a fetal position under the covers. Two law professors are questioning the role of the stimulus' focus on job creation for men in terms of gender equity:
Since its enactment, the G.I. Bill has been lauded as the law that "made modern America," rewarding veterans, democratizing higher education, expanding home ownership and laying the foundation for the economic growth of the 1950s and 1960s. The bill relieved pressure on the labor market by sending former soldiers, mostly men, to college or vocational training, and by allowing them to start businesses. Moreover, by expanding home ownership, the bill fueled a boom in home construction, infrastructure spending and consumer purchases.

But the bill also had other, less positive effects: Women, most of whom were not veterans and who entered the labor market during the war to fill jobs vacated by mobilizing men, found their postwar prospects limited. By law, they had to relinquish their jobs to the returning veterans.

[snip]

But the bailouts and other stimulus measures aim to bolster the economy by bolstering men. This is perhaps unsurprising. Those most imperiled by the recent economic downturn have been men, who have lost their jobs as the markets plunged. The two flagging industries targeted for bailouts are ones in which men play an outsize role - the automotive and financial services industries. The slump in construction has directly affected men, who make up the bulk of workers in this sector.

Women, who tend to be employed in education and health care, have weathered the downturn better. Indeed, statistics show that, because of the crisis and its effects on men and "male" industries, women will likely surpass men in the workforce, becoming the majority of workers for the first time in our history. If these trends continue, there may be more women working (although they continue to earn less than men) and more families dependent on a female breadwinner.

And perhaps that's why Ross Douchebag wants you to think women are unhappy today -- so they'll get out of the workplace to make room for the men. It remains to be seen, however, just how willing the men will be to take jobs making beds in hotels, or balancing six plates of ham 'n' eggs and a pot of coffee at 6 AM, or changing bedpans in a nursing home for minimum wage after they've been making 25% more than their female counterparts for years.

mardi 12 mai 2009

I don't like John Kerry...John Kerry took my shoe.

The five or six of you who are Morning Seditionisti will recognize that quote immediately. For the rest of you, it's time to resurrect the late and lamented Air America morning show's parody of the Swift Boat ads from 2004:


Because those wonderful people who brought you lies about John Kerry are back to try to torpedo health care reform:
"Before government rushes to overhaul health care, listen to those who already have government-run health care," intones Rick Scott, founder of a group called Conservatives for Patients' Rights. "Tell Congress to listen, too."

Scott, a multimillionaire investor and controversial former hospital chief executive, has become an unlikely and prominent leader of the opposition to health-care reform plans that Congress is expected to take up later this year. While disorganized Republicans and major health-care companies wait for President Obama and Democratic leaders to reveal the details of their plan before criticizing it, Scott is using $5 million of his own money and up to $15 million more from supporters to try to build resistance to any government-run program.

The campaign is being coordinated by CRC Public Relations, the group that masterminded the "Swift boat" attacks against 2004 Democratic presidential candidate John F. Kerry, and is inspired by the "Harry and Louise" ads that helped torpedo health-care reform during the Clinton administration.

"Everybody wants to say I'm against Obama's plan, but I'm not necessarily," Scott said in an interview last week. "The bottom line is that this is happening fast, and there is not much of a debate going on about what will happen if we go down this path."

But in ads, media appearances and other venues, Scott argues that whatever effort Obama is likely to put forth, it will put the country on a slippery slope toward a bureaucratic, British-style national health service.

The effort has alarmed many Democrats and liberal health-care advocates, who are pushing back with attacks highlighting Scott's ouster as head of the Columbia/HCA health-care company amid a fraud investigation in the 1990s. The firm eventually pleaded guilty to charges that it overbilled state and federal health plans, paying a record $1.7 billion in fines.


I don't usually blog about health care issues, not because I don't care, but because of the industry in which I'm employed. I'd just as soon not deal with the work/blog conflict, thank you very much. But this isn't about health care reform, it's about a man steeped in corruption, whose company defrauded the government of enough money that it had to pay over a billion dollars in fines. It looks to me as though Rick Scott is sort of like all those closeted gay Republicans who can't bear the thought of gay marriage because it might show them that there's a way to live other than living a lie. Scott can't bear the thought of any kind of government option to the kind of for-profit system in which gum-chewers on the other end of a phone decide what your care is based on a Windows application on their computer screens, because it might tempt him to head up another hospitals company and defraud the government again.

jeudi 16 avril 2009

"Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time."

"They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

George Will gets in touch with his inner Grandpa Simpson:
Writer Daniel Akst has noticed and has had a constructive conniption. He should be given the Presidential Medal of Freedom. He has earned it by identifying an obnoxious misuse of freedom. Writing in the Wall Street Journal, he has denounced denim, summoning Americans to soul-searching and repentance about the plague of that ubiquitous fabric, which is symptomatic of deep disorders in the national psyche.

It is, he says, a manifestation of "the modern trend toward undifferentiated dressing, in which we all strive to look equally shabby." Denim reflects "our most nostalgic and destructive agrarian longings -- the ones that prompted all those exurban McMansions now sliding off their manicured lawns and into foreclosure." Jeans come prewashed and acid-treated to make them look like what they are not -- authentic work clothes for horny-handed sons of toil and the soil. Denim on the bourgeoisie is, Akst says, the wardrobe equivalent of driving a Hummer to a Whole Foods store -- discordant.

[snip]

Denim is the carefully calculated costume of people eager to communicate indifference to appearances. But the appearances that people choose to present in public are cues from which we make inferences about their maturity and respect for those to whom they are presenting themselves.

Do not blame Levi Strauss for the misuse of Levi's. When the Gold Rush began, Strauss moved to San Francisco planning to sell strong fabric for the 49ers' tents and wagon covers. Eventually, however, he made tough pants, reinforced by copper rivets, for the tough men who knelt on the muddy, stony banks of Northern California creeks, panning for gold. Today it is silly for Americans whose closest approximation of physical labor consists of loading their bags of clubs into golf carts to go around in public dressed for driving steers up the Chisholm Trail to the railhead in Abilene.

This is not complicated. For men, sartorial good taste can be reduced to one rule: If Fred Astaire would not have worn it, don't wear it. For women, substitute Grace Kelly.


Yeesh. And conservative pundits say LIBERALS are elitists? I can't wait to hear him hold forth with George Stephanopoulos this Sunday on why men should go back to wearing suits, ties, and fedoras to baseball games.