Lunatic America

A reader from New Zealand tipped me off to this insane screed by Ralph Peters from the New York Post. You'd have to love a paper where the subtitle of an op-ed is "US RISKS TURMOIL UNDER PREZ O" were the stakes not so incredibly high this year.

After all, look at some of the comments on this piece by someone posting under the name "T-Pain":

Kiwibloke is the only one who speaks the truth. New Zealanders do not want Americans to know that their country is a sleeping giant. A sleeping giant that will wake when B. Hussein Obama is elected and destroy our great, beautiful, brave, freedom-loving country.

Their prime minister's middle name is Al Qaeda. She has Kim Jong Il on speed dial. And they are ready and waiting to connect the greatest force of terror ever imaginable.

NZ Mike and "New Zealand" are trying to fool you. But they do not know that Americans are not easily fooled.

New Zealand will destroy us. If Obama gets in. Don't let that happen America. We are a proud peace-loving people. NZ is full of hate for our incredible, wonderful, democracy spreading country.

God Condemn NZ. Vote McCain and vote for peace.

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You've never been to New Zealand. I have. I've lived there. It is definitely a Muslim country. And it wants war with the US. New Zealanders hate Americans. They will invade if McCain gets in. They're ready and waiting and they have nuclear weapons.

Vote McCain - Save The World God Condemn New Zealand.

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Seriously, New Zealand WILL invade if Obama gets in. Their troops are ready. They're just waiting.

God Bless America. God Condemn New Zealand.

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My head is not in the sand! Vote McCain he is the only one who can save us from the savage New Zealanders!

You know, I think that T-Pain's warning should be taken seriously -- as a reason to vote for Obama. After all, it's the Republicans who have closed their eyes over the last eight years to the growing threat from Saruman and his Orcs as the forces of darkness gather in New Zealand. /snark