The law of unintended consequences

Somehow I have a feeling that female prisoners aren't getting Medicaid-paid birth control.

ABC News:

Scores of convicted rapists and other high-risk sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra paid by Medicaid for the last five years, the state's comptroller said Sunday.

Audits by Comptroller Alan Hevesi's office showed that between January 2000 and March 2005, 198 sex offenders in New York received Medicaid-reimbursed Viagra after their convictions. Those included crimes against children as young as 2 years old, he said.

Hevesi asked Michael Leavitt, secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, in a letter Sunday to "take immediate action to ensure that sex offenders do not receive erectile dysfunction medication paid for by taxpayers."

A call to Leavitt's office was not immediately returned Sunday.

According to Hevesi, the problem is an unintended consequence of a 1998 directive from federal officials telling states that Medicaid prescription programs must include Viagra. His office discovered that the state was helping sex offenders pay for Viagra by checking Medicaid pharmacy expenditures against the state's sex offender registry.

Bush's HHS department is so worried that there might be a man out there who can't get laid because he can't afford his Daddy's Little Helpers, God forbid they should make exceptions to universal access to Viagra.

And this is the same administration that thinks pharmacists should be able to deny contraceptives for single women.

So who are these guys supposed to be fucking? Mules? I guess so, as long as they're female mules. Anything else would be gay, and therefore a threat to Rick Santorum's marriage.