And just who are these federally-subsidized studs supposed to be fucking?

At the same time as the Republican base is trying to reduce on the way to eliminating all access to contraceptives for women, Medicare is going to spend $2 billion in the next decade on anti-impotence drugs for men. (source: The Moonie Times)

I guess JimmyJeff GannonGuckert and Elsie the Neal Horsley Mule (who contrary to press reports, has NOT been seen dallying with Skippy the Bush Kangaroo) are going to have their dance cards full.

And speaking of which, what's with all the Google referrals from the query "sex with animals"? WTF do you people spend your time thinking about, anyway???