Cue the wingnut calls for a boycott

Oh, brother. Here we go.

This morning, the Bush Whore Today show had a segment on the alleged jab at the Bush Administration taken by George Lucas in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith -- delivered with the kind of righteous indignation one would expect from a network owned by a defense contractor.

This story from AP is making the rounds of some fairly large newspapers; this excerpt is from the Chicago Tribune:

Without Michael Moore and "Fahrenheit 9/11" at the Cannes Film Festival this time, it was left to George Lucas and "Star Wars" to pique European ire over the state of world relations and the United States' role in it.

Lucas' themes of democracy on the skids and a ruler preaching war to preserve the peace predate "Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith" by almost 30 years. Yet viewers Sunday -- and Lucas himself -- noted similarities between the final chapter of his sci-fi saga and our own troubled times.

Cannes audiences made blunt comparisons between "Revenge of the Sith" -- the story of Anakin Skywalker's fall to the dark side and the rise of an emperor through warmongering -- to President Bush's war on terrorism and the invasion of Iraq.

Two lines from the movie especially resonated:

"This is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause," bemoans Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman) as the galactic Senate cheers dictator-in-waiting Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid) while he announces a crusade against the Jedi.

"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy," Hayden Christensen's Anakin -- soon to become villain Darth Vader -- tells former mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor). The line echoes Bush's international ultimatum after the Sept. 11 attacks, "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."

"That quote is almost a perfect citation of Bush," said Liam Engle, a 23-year-old French-American aspiring filmmaker. "Plus, you've got a politician trying to increase his power to wage a phony war."

Though the plot was written years ago, "the anti-Bush diatribe is clearly there," Engle said.

I find the reference to Liam Engle as a "French-American aspiring filmmaker" to be especially amusing.

I propose we start taking names and political affiliations of everyone waiting in line at midnight tomorrow, and all Republican geeks waiting on line will be reported to Party Headquarters and rounded up for re-programming.