vendredi 4 juillet 2008

American Idiot Watch - July 4 edition

After all, what's more American than throwing some burgers on the grill, drinking a Bud, watching a baseball game on TV, and praying to Jeebus for cheap gasoline:

The Pray at the Pump Movement, founded by Rocky Twyman, has been holding prayer vigils at gas stations across the country. On Monday, Twyman decided to take his movement from Exxon and Shell stations straight to the steps of the Embassy of Saudi Arabia in Washington, D.C., hoping to encourage the oil-rich country to raise the amount of barrels they release each day from 200,000 to 1.2 million.

Twyman, who is a member of the Seventh-day Adventist Church, spent the afternoon outside of the embassy praying and asking passersby to sign his petition for the release of more oil, which he hopes to deliver to the Saudi oil minister.

"Our people are really suffering through this crisis," Twyman told Cybercast News Service. "We need the Saudis to release at least 1.2 [million] barrels of oil per day for about the next six months until we can get everything settled in America ... (I)f they can just do that for us, than this will help us get through this crisis."


Does anyone else find the notion of praying to God for cheap oil to be delivered from a Muslim country absolutely hilarious? Did Jesus really die on the cross so that people could drive Hummers? [Insert your own "family values" politician sex joke here.]

Now if you'll excuse me; I know I left that icepick around there somewhere. My forehead really needs it.

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