I'll give 'em this much: They're shrewd

The Bush Administration is loath to repeat Richard Nixon's "Saturday Night Massacre" by firing special counsel Patrick Fitzgerald outright. Those of us who were around in those days remember that this act pretty much sealed the deal that Nixon had something to hide.

But the Bush Junta is nothing if not shrewd. They're not going to fire Fitzgerald; they're just going to cut off his investigation at the knees by installing a Bush crony as his boss:

The departure this week of Deputy Attorney General James Comey, who has accepted the post of general counsel at Lockheed Martin, leaves a question mark in the probe into who leaked the identity of CIA operative Valerie Plame. Comey was the only official overseeing special counsel Patrick Fitzgerald's leak investigation. With Attorney General Alberto Gonzales recused, department officials say they are still trying to resolve whom Fitzgerald will now report to. Associate Attorney General Robert McCallum is "likely" to be named as acting deputy A.G., a DOJ official who asked not to be identified because of the sensitivity of the matter tells NEWSWEEK. But McCallum may be seen as having his own conflicts: he is an old friend of President Bush's and a member of his Skull and Bones class at Yale. One question: how much authority Comey's successor will have over Fitzgerald. When Comey appointed Fitzgerald in 2003, the deputy granted him extraordinary powers to act however he saw fit—but noted he still had the right to revoke Fitzgerald's authority. The questions are pertinent because law-yers close to the case believe the probe is in its final stages. Fitzgerald recently called White House aide Karl Rove's secretary and his former top aide to testify before the grand jury. They were asked why there was no record of a phone call from Time reporter Matt Cooper, with whom Rove discussed the CIA agent, says a source close to Rove who requested anonymity because the FBI asked participants not to comment. The source says the call went through the White House switchboard, not directly to Rove.

Does anyone honestly believe that an old friend of Bush's is going to let this inevestigation continue? And if he does, does anyone actually believe that the truth is going to be what's important here?

But this is the story of George W. Bush's life, isn't it? He wrecks everything he touches, and then relies on family connections and cronies to bail him out.

And the morons continue to defend him.