Next week you'll be asked to sacrifice a virgin

...probably your own daughter.



Kos:

From an email:



Bush is coming to Medford, Oregon Thursday. John Edwards is here Wednesday morning.

Edwards' visit is already sold out. There are tickets available for Bush, even though his visit was planned in advance. This is in republican-leaning rural southern Oregon.



I tried to get tickets to both events. Edwards was sold out, but I could still get them for Bush, provided I:



- was a registered republican

- wrote an essay about why he should be president

- promise to support him

Write an essay? Now they're even outsourcing their speechwriting to unpaid labor.