Bush's one-finger victory salute

Salon has it, back from when Dim Son was governor of Texas, after he supposedly found Jesus and became a different man.

The clip shows him smoothing his hair for the camera, complaining about an off-camera aide believed to be Hughes. "She's still tellin' me what to do," he says, before he flashes his middle finger. As worried aides murmur about whether the camera's running, Bush dismisses his gesture as a "one-fingered victory salute."

Now I frankly don't give a rat's ass who gives the finger to whom; God knows I've given the same salute myself more then once. But then, I'm not the President, I don't have delusions of being God's anointed anything, and I don't pretend to be holier than everyone else.