Vern Tells it Like It Is

Oh Yes He Does.



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I can't believe the nerve of these people that while blowing smoke up veteran's asses all day long they are wearing a wacky emblem saying that medals are for pussies. But then I saw them interview a gal that was wearing one and she explained that oh no, we love the military and all the troops and veterans. But John Kerry got a purple heart for nothing. In every single other instance, everybody deserved their medals and are brave and love freedom and America forever and the baby eagle. But John Kerry, I don't know how it happened but somehow in this one single isolated incident, it was weird but the system had a freak one-time-only catastrophic breakdown and gave him a medal for a little scratch. But everyone else with a medal except John Kerry, they are the greatest heroes who ever lived and it brings tears to my eyes just to think of them. Hell, even when I DON'T think of them it brings tears to my eyes. BECAUSE I LOVE EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN SOLDIER except Kerry is a liar/pussy/communist etc. Only him though thanks otherwise USA rules forever go Bush.

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...they don't let you use Saddam or Hitler analogies so let's go to the star wars. Did the star wars rebels try not to say anything bad about Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire? Yeah yeah, he blew up Princess Leah's planet, he tried to kill the Ewoks and all that, but we don't want to be negative and sound like a bunch of whiners. We're not fighting because of what Darth Vader has done. We're fighting because of Princess Leah's positive message of hope!

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OK, now I'm done. See y'all in a few days.