And now, a post the average American might just read

After all, what's the future of the nation weighed against gossip about who's marrying whom?



So, via Oliver Willis, comes this little tidbit:

Texas marriage records:

BUSH GEORGE W 31

WELCH LAURA L 31

11/5/1977

MIDLAND 137552



BUSH GEORGE W 23

HILL SUE E 21

12/27/1970

EL PASO 138376

We now return you to your regularly scheduled discussion of the debates, the Iraq war, and separation of church and state.