John McCain might want to consider hiring a food taster

...since his running mate seems to think SHE's at the top of the ticket:

She really shouldn't be so obvious about it. Maybe she needs to take some lessons from Augustus' wife, Livia:

And spare me your cries of sexism against an ambitious woman. It's unseemly for the #2 on the ticket to so obviously crave the #1 spot, and always has been. It's all part of Sarah Palin's arrogance. If a male #2 behaved like this, I'd have put up a video of Brutus killing Julius Caesar.