Joe Sudbay liveblogged the GOP debate so you could watch Bill Clinton on Larry King instead

...or not watch either. I myself was watching "Fantasy Fruit Sculptures" on the Food Channel.

But if you want to know how the Party of Immigrant-Bashers did, here it is.

See also: Other intrepid souls who sat through this exercise in jingoism, hate, and cynicism.

The idea that any of these nimrods could become president is enough to make me want to stick an icepick in my own forehead.