OMG....tee hee

I've missed so much interesting stuff while I was away, it's like walking in on the middle of The Return of the King and asking a seatmate what happened during the first hour.

But the New York Times front page has living, lurid color photos of President C-Plus Dangerfield's comedy act at his Asian news conference yesterday.

It would be funny, if his wasn't the face we present to the world.