Theocrats Love Porn

How else to explain this lunacy from Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma?

...physician-Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.), a new member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, was at last week's meeting on a bill restricting class-action suits. "You know," he said, "I immediately thought about silicone breast implants and the legal wrangling and the class-action suits off that.



"And I thought I would just share with you what science says today about silicone breast implants. If you have them, you're healthier than if you don't. That is what the ultimate science shows. . . . In fact, there's no science that shows that silicone breast implants are detrimental and, in fact, they make you healthier."

In case you were wondering who's watching those soft-core porn flicks on Cinemax -- you know the ones, the ones that occasionally bleed over into the morning news hour and feature tired-looking women with comically huge hooters that don't flatten out when they lie down: It's Christian wackjobs like Tom Coburn. Only someone with a serious boob fetish could come up with the idea that putting bags filled with plastic under your skin could make you healthier.



I have an idea, DOCTOR Coburn: How about we sew a couple of silicone bags into your BALLS, would you like that? I think that might make you healthier.



I shouldn't say that...he might like that idea. After all, this is the guy who claimed that lesbianism is so rampant in Oklahoma public schools that they can't let girls go to the bathroom in pairs. This moonbat has also advocated execution for physicans who perform abortions -- this after he sterilized a number of women without consent.



This is a Dr. Mengele who believes in Jesus, and Oklahomans elected him to the Senate. And every time he opens his mouth, he reveals more about what he thinks about when he's jerking off. Between this guy and Rick "Man On Dog" Santorum, you gotta believe that these Krazy Kristian Republicans have some serious sexual issues.



(via Oliver Willis)