Now we know that SOMEONE is terrified of Tortoise Johnny

Most of you probably know what I'm talking about, but I won't dignify it by linking to anything. But isn't it funny how every time John Edwards starts to gain traction, one of these maggots crawls out from under a rock making claims?

UPDATE: Sorry, wingnuts (and Ann Althouse). You're wrong again. Better luck next time. But you know, you might just consider that perhaps shit doesn't always stick to the wall anymore.