Today's weird Google searches

Welcome to all our visitors who found us via Google. Now please explain why you were searching on:

• Dirty Tinkerbell
  
• Benadryl Marijuana
  
• eat n*****s for breakfast
  
• John Cusack - asshole
  

...and a special welcome to the person who found us by searching on "right wing nutcase radio", and the one who found us by searching on "refaced cabinets", who is invited to drop me an e-mail for information. I've finished veneering the top cabinets and they look fabulous.