Because if you don't laugh you'll slit your wrists

Who knew Kos could be this funny?

Our very own Bob Johnson has announced his candidacy in the comments. His platform, I must admit, is quite compelling:

• Platitude platitude platitude grassroots platitude



• Platitude every vote counts platitude



• Platitude special interests platitude platitude platitude



• Platitude



• Stand up to platitude platitude platitude



• (Note: This platitude canceled due to large contribution from pharmaceutical firm)



• Platitude platitude platitude platitude healthcare (except prescription drug coverage -- see above)



• State-by-state platitude



• Platitude hollow promise platitude



• Platitude platitude platitude platitude snore platitude



• (Note to consulting team: Is that enough bullshit yet?????)



• Platitude platitude every man, woman and child platitude

However, he still needs to clarify where he stands on platitudes.

I don't know about you, but that made me laugh till my stomach hurt. That'll teach me to eat apple pie while blogging.



(UPDATE: Oh. It's not Kos, it's Bob Johnson who's funny. Sorry.)