Frivolous Lawsuits Indeed

The hypocrisy of the right knows no bounds. As we all know, one of the favorite bugaboos of conservatives -- right up there with gay people and Those Of Us Who Do Not Partake Of Worship of Joshua of Nazareth -- is trial lawyers. So you'd think that the "decency police" would shrink from even associating with such slime, right?



Wrong.



Via our good friends at Corrente comes a report that not even Jesus Christ himself can stand in the way of venality, greed, and hypocrisy:

The parents of a 13-year-old girl are suing US supermarket giant Wal-Mart over a CD by rock group Evanescence that contains swear words.

The lawsuit, filed in Washington County, alleges Wal-Mart deceived customers by not putting warning labels on the cover.



Trevin Skeens alleges Wal-Mart knew of the offending word because it had censored it on its music sales website.



Wal-Mart said it was investigating the claims but had no plans to pull the CD.



Wal-Mart has a policy of not stocking CDs which carry parental advisory labels.



Mr Skeens said he bought the Anywhere But Home CD for his daughter and was shocked to hear the swearing when it was played in their car.

But of course, this is ONLY about decency, truth, justice, God, the American Way, and the tender, virginal ears of Mr. Skeens' nubile young daughter, right?



Wrong.

"I don't want any other families to get this, expecting it to be clean. It needs to be removed from the shelves to prevent other children from hearing it," said Mr Skeens of Brownsville.



The lawsuit seeks to force Wal-Mart to censor the music or remove it from its stores in Maryland.



It also seeks damages of up to $74,500 (£38,660) for every customer who bought the CD at Maryland Wal-Marts, and also naming record label Wind-Up Records and distributor BMG Entertainment in the legal action.

Hey, even "cultural conservatives" are worried about Social Security. So like legendary bank robber Willie Sutton, they're just going where the money is.