I have a question....

If Christmas is so under siege by secularists and Those Damn Jews (sic), how come I can't get away from Christmas music in stores, Christmas decorations everywhere (including giant inflatable Santas that when deflated look like Santa went on a bender and passed out on someone's lawn), Christmas specials on TV, commercials for Gift Ideas, and why can't I find a fucking parking space at the mall so I can buy that Mission-style doorbell at Restoration Hardware?