Why is President Bush Trying to Destroy Christmas?

You know, the drinks and food are so tasty on this bandwagon, I just have to climb on board and join in the fun:

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Why does President Bush hate Christmas? Why is he enjoined with the heathens and apostates and Jews and blacks who invent holidays with funny names where they do dances that use both halves of their bodies and sex-crazed liberal atheists to destroy the holy and somber commemoration of the birth of Our Lord Jesus Christ (sic)?



Nothing less than the White House web site itself has banished the baby Jesus from the White House itself, and our God-fearing, God-loving President's own celebration. Instead of "A Holy Day", the theme of the White House Christmas is "A Season of Merriment and Melody."



How appalling! The White House itself is advocating the celebration of this second most holy of days as an excuse to play music, dance, and enjoy pleasures of the flesh!!



Look at these photos. Do you see a nativity scene anywhere? Hell, no, brothers and sisters! Nothing but PAGAN SYMBOLS! Evergreen trees, lights, and even THE LIGHTING OF A JEWISH MENORAH!! AT THE WHITE HOUSE!! The home of the president of This Christian Nation, currently home to the most God-fearing Christian President ever! And is that a gay Santa Claus sitting with Laura Bush there?



And look at this White House crèche! Do you see the Baby Jesus? I don't. It looks like a drunken orgy at one of them there Renaissance Faires that those occultists and tarot card readers go to in the summertime to force their Satanic rituals down the throats of unsuspecting tourists!



And is this a representation of the witch's house from Hansel and Gretel?



It's an outrage, I tell you!



The site states that the White House is decorated with "delightful vignettes illustrating many of the best-loved songs of the season." In an exclusive scoop, WorldNetDaily reveals the disgusting songs that defile the White House this particular annus horribilis:

Not one of those songs is a traditional spiritual carol or hymn. Instead, the songs listed include "We Wish You a Merry Christmas," "Here Comes Santa Claus," "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "Upon the Housetop," "Blue Christmas," "Jingle Bells," "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree," White Christmas," "Frosty the Snowman, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and "Marshmallow World."

Disgusting! Our God-Fearing President is allowing songs that glorify masturbation ("Here Comes Santa Claus"), adultery and selfish sexual gratification ("I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"), vampirism ("All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"), pornography ("Blue Christmas"), that evil rock 'n' roll music that's been destroying our children for nigh on 50 years ("Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"), drug dealing ("Frosty the Snowman"), and alcoholism ("Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer").



It's a plot by Hollywood liberal Jews. There's just no other explanation.

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