You'd better ask the children to leave the room for this one

According to Faux Noise, there's no such thing as marriage in the black community. If you are a black man, oh, say, a black presidential candidate, your wife of some fifteen years isn't your wife at all -- she's your "baby mama":

(Note: Those with sensitive stomachs that are triggered by the site of Michelle Malkin are also advised to leave the room)