Tbogg's most recent Thursday Night Basset Blogging.
(This is not to say that cats are incapable of getting into some pretty serious mischief. I remember Oliver once walking around with 14 inches of yarn hanging out his ass and I had to keep cutting it till it had all been expunged. But I have never had to have the vet retrieve my underwear out of a cat's stomach.)
And don't forget to read the comments while you're there. Just be sure to swallow that mouthful of coffee before you do.