Worst New Flavor

Look, folks, I love True Blood as much as the next person, though Sunday night's episode was one of the most profoundly disturbing hours of television I've ever seen. But I don't care how entrenched in Trash Culture Mutancy you are, this is a bit much:

The once-fictional Tru Blood beverage from the HBO hit series "True Blood" will be coming to life in bottle form this September.

The blood-orange carbonated drink has a slightly tart and lightly sweet flavor that is sure to taste better than the O negative blood consumed by the show's fictional vampires.

Crafted to replicate the appearance of the synthetic blood beverage preferred by the undead in the series, the real-life drink will also be called Tru Blood.