jeudi 9 novembre 2006

To everything, spin, spin, spin...there is a season, spin, spin, spin

Meanwhile, on Planet Delusional....the Democratic victory on Tuesday is seen on the right as either a capitulation and whyolesale handing of the country over to Al Qaeda or a Great Victory for Conservatism.

A quick look at the Daou Report reveals that on Planet Delusional:

1) "we're in for two years of defeat and retreat, pandering to Islamic extremists, extreme political correctness, multi-culturalism, open borders beyond belief, amnesty...in other words, we're going back to the 1970s, right after Vietnam." (Iowa Voice)

2) "Bin Laden and Zawahiri and all the rest of the goose-stepping Islamo fascists are probably besides themselves with glee right now." (Strata-Sphere)

3) "The elections are over and America has fallen for the al-taqiyya and distortions of the Democratic Party, rolled over on their backs, and surrendered to al-Qaeda. Radical Islam has won a very important victory, and the West is now full on its way to defeat." (Hyscience)

4) "President Bush will not flag in the pursuit of the war, and Senator Santorum is now available for a seat on the SCOTUS should one become available." (Hugh Hewitt)

5) "The changeover in the House may well be a conservative victory, not a liberal one. Blue dogs are rabid budget balancers." (Larry Kudlow)

And amidst all this wingnut frothing and crowing, we have one voice of sanity, the irreplaceable John Cole, the only one of these lunatics who isn't one, whom conservatives will probably believe when he says:

6) "Tomorrow, Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, and Chuck Schumer come over to my house, and, at taser-point, I am forced to give all my money, have an abortion, and promise I will never ever enjoy gun violence on TV. Afterwards, they hand me the new National Anthem- in Spanish. Afterwards, we are we are all forced to attend a mandatory rally for the Democrats and Al-Qaeda, because, after all- the terrorists have won."

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