Peter Cook should get on his knees and thank God....

that the wife he cheated on isn't like this woman.

Oh, there's more, and it's so Desperate Housewives it's unbelievable. It can't possibly be for real......can it?

Apparently not. Will Thompson notes that the same billboard is up in both New York and L.A.

So here's my question: Movie or book promotion? What do you think?

(Hat tip: Jazz)