So many assholes, so little time

Sometimes you just have to name an Asshole of the Day. It's hard to imagine any asshole beating out Rush Limbaugh for sheer assholery, but today I've just got to give a special You Are Such An Asshole shout-out to steroidal short-duration home run king Sammy Sosa, who plans to retire and go home and wait for his Hall of Fame induction.