Dick Cheney is the biggest piece of shit in the known universe

And that's a lot of shit of which to be the biggest, let me tell you. But what can you say about a Vice President who puts the blame for the 9/11 attacks on the head of counterterrorism who time and time again warned the Bush Administration that Al Qaeda was a real threat planning real attacks -- and was ignored? Well, if you're Jon Stewart, you can do something other than just scream into the ether: