mercredi 15 avril 2009

Norm Coleman is appealing to a higher authority

God Himself:
“I campaigned 36 hours nonstop at the end, because it’s over Nov. 4,” Mr. Coleman said. “Well that was six months ago. And it’s not over. This certainly is a surreal experience.”

“I have more dinners home with my wife than I ever have before,” said Mr. Coleman.

He said that every morning, he puts tefillin — black leather boxes containing scrolls — on his arm as part of a morning Jewish prayer ritual. “I bind myself every morning,” he said. “I bind myself to God every morning because it’s in his hands.”

He paused. “David Letterman will make fun of me for this,” he said.


You're damn right he will. And so will every other sane person in this country. There you have it -- the defeated Senator from Minnesota and the next great Fox News Blubbering talk show host: Norm Coleman: crybaby.

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