Doesn't he know that diamonds are mined by exploited children?

At the very least, our good friend jurassicpork ought to caption his diamond elephant photo with the Magrittean "Ce n'est pas un éléphant." But perhaps he does, but his "guestblogger" Mike Flannigan does not. And besides, it's a minor quibble, especially when we get the blogging equivalent of a big, gooey hot fudge sundae with glazed peanuts on top:

Assclowns of the Week Year #75: Diamond Jubilee Inauguration Edition

Grab a spoon, click over, and enjoy.