Life in Ann Coulter's America

I was going to blog on how the World's Most Self-Loathing Hermaphrodite is now calling for John Murtha to be killed by U.S. troops, but instead, let's focus on some real-life incident that actually took place here in the America of Ann Coulter's dreams:


Dateline - Chicago:

Chicago gay rights activists are concerned about what may have been a hate crime in the Lakeview neighborhood.

The Chicago Public Library says that about 100 books were destroyed after someone set a fire in the section for gay and lesbian literature.

It happened Tuesday about noon at the John Merlo branch of the public library in the 600 block of West Belmont.

Newsradio 780 is told that someone is believed to have set fire to books with a cigarette lighter and that about 90 gay and lesbian books were destroyed, and that about 10 books destroyed in the African American literature section.

Police say they are investigating but are not calling it a hate crime investigation at this point.

No? Well, it sure wasn't because the authors write like V.C. Andrews.

Yup...that's a sure way to get rid of all those hommasexshuls -- burn their books so that they'll have to read political tomes by wingnuts only -- and the collected works of Barbara Cartland.


Dateline - Washington, D.C.

Q Tony, American deaths in Iraq have reached 2,500. Is there any response or reaction from the President on that?

MR. SNOW: It's a number, and every time there's one of these 500 benchmarks people want something.

Goddamn Americans -- always whining about war casualties.