American Idiot™ watch for Saturday, June 16, 2006

Here's why George W. Bush is president and why people still think Iraq had something to do with 9/11, that the estate tax affects them, and that Republican policies are in the interests of working people:

Along with all the questionable ties and golfing underwear, health advocates in recent years have used the annual focus on Dad around Father's Day to raise awareness of the ills of man.

But the results of a new national survey on public awareness of prostate cancer reveal some cross-gender knowledge gaps.

The prostate gland is exclusive to the male reproductive system. Still, the telephone survey of 1,572 adults done for the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the Gillette Prostate Cancer Challenge found that 36 percent of male respondents and 32 percent of female respondents believed that women were also at risk of developing prostate cancer.

Note to Democrats: You know that mantra you guys are always reciting, that the American people are smarter than to believe [fill in the blank here]? Here's something the Republican understand that you don't: No, they aren't.