David Neiwert went to Beckapalooza, so you didn't have to

David Neiwert wasted a day for our sins, and lived to tell the sorry tale.

But as expected, the quote of the day is over at Wonkette:

And here is their Idol, a hunchbacked fishmouthed monstrosity who will burst out of the hell-depths whenever anybody baits a hook with $100,000.